Friday, April 20, 2012

Guidelines for those living on a hell-mouth

1. Write a will right now. Don't put it off. And get life insurance.
2. Don't go out by yourself at night.
3. Don't ever go to the local night club. Someone dies there every week.
4. Quit school. Someone gets killed there every week.
5. I know it's hard, but avoid the graveyard, especially at night.

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